Jokes & Stretchy Quotes
Yoga Joke #1
Three yogi hermits are doing a meditative vigil in a cave.
One day there’s a sound outside the cave. Six months
later, one of the yogis says, “That was a goat.”
The cave is silent once again. About a year later, another
yogi says, “That wasn’t a goat, that was a
mule.” Again, the cave falls silent. About two years
later the third yogi says, “If you two don’t
stop arguing, I’m leaving.”
Yoga Joke #2
A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting
her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend
to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were
Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness.
"No," she replied, "but now I can reach
my toe-nails so I bite them instead."
Bad Yoga Joke #3
What did the Yogi say when he walked into the Zen Pizza
Parlor? “Make me one with everything.”
Bad Yoga Joke #4
When the Yogi got the pizza (at the Zen Pizza Parlor),
he gave the proprietor a $20 bill. The proprietor pocketed
the bill. The Yogi said “Don’t I get change?”
The proprietor said, “Change must come from within.”
Q: What did the pony say when he had a cough?
A: I’m just a little horse!
1. "I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching
exercises, pick up the horn and play". -Herb Alpert
2. "Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too
often man forgets the flowers at his feet." -Jeremy
3. Someone once said, “Too many people confine their
exercise to jumping to conclusions, running up bills,
stretching the truth, bending over backward, lying down
on the job, sidestepping responsibility and pushing their
4. “He taught us Drawling, Stretching and Fainting
in Coils.” – Lewis Carroll